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It’s war!

Next week, we’re taking office warfare to a new level. Already we have attack helicopters patroling the office space, but recent transgressions have prompted an escalation! So I’ve invested in some Weapons of Mass Destruction! A USB powered, PC controlled missile launcher – if this doesn’t put the fear of Dog into my coworkers I don’t know what will… Next I might have to invest in an Airzooka to get those pesky choppers out of the air. Hmmm…